Intro
Verse 1
I Hope You Understand That I'm Tryna Forget You
But As Soon As You're Gone, You Appear On My Lawn
Lookin' Sad And Withdrawn, Don't You Know I've Moved On?
And You Apologize For All Your Lies
And You Say You Care, That's A Big Surprise
But It Isn't Fair And Its Not Real Life
It Was All A Dream, So I Said Goodnight
But Is It True What They Say?
That You're Doin' Okay?
Are You Made Out Of Clay Or Underwater Crochet?
Before I Hit The Floorboard, I Don't Care Anymore
You're Not Keepin' Your Score
You're A Slammed And Locked Door
You're Lookin' Smaller And More Like A Dot That I Mourn
Chorus
You're Like A Peppercorn, Small Like A Pеppercorn
Tall As A Leprechaun, Round As A Chеckerboard
But Is It True That You're Saved?
If You Saw Me, You'd Wave
Bet You Came Out Unscathed, Oh, Your Heart Is Concave
Verse 2
Take Me Back In Time To That Week In July
We Floated Up In The Sky, Then You Dropped Me So High
But If You Fall Hard Enough, You'll Figure Out To Fly
High (Oh-Oh-Oh)
Chorus
But We're Tied Like A Leather Cord, Shoes That Were Never Worn
Maybe I Should Praise The Lord, Wishin' I Was Never Born, Never Boooooooorn
You're Like A Peppercorn, Small Like A Peppercorn
Tall As A Leprechaun, Round As A Checkerboard
But If You Had One More Day For What You Needed To Say
Would You Come Out And Talk Or Just Stay Out Of The Way?
Verse 3
Babe, You Know We Go Together, Always Know That We're Forever
Garlic, Onion, Salt And Pepper, Frozen Hard With Extra Cheddar
I'll Be Salty 'Til I'm Bitter, Breakin' Hearts Like Chicken Shredders
Crispy With A Gooey Center, Chewy Like A Piece Of Leather
In My Soul, The Main Suppressor, Hide It Like A Guilty Pleasure
Ride Or Die Or Not, Whatever, Couldn't Even Lie, I Sever
Lines Into My Thigh, A Fetter, Holds Me For My Crimes, You Better
Get Yourself In Line, 'Cause The Vibrations From The Gun Could Make Me Wetter
Outro
Wetter, Wetter, Wetter
Wetter, Ah
Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah—
