Intro
Verse 1
There Is This Man, Again, His Name Is Uncle Sam
He Plays In A Band Called "Traffic Jam", Marie's The Biggest Fan
After A Gig This Chick Backstage Sucked His Stick
Days Later She Felt Very Sick Shes Pregnant, Man, Oh Shit!
But She's Eighteen, A Teen! Sam Couldn't See
He Feels Like He Is In A Dream Gets Down On (His) Knees And Screams:
Chorus
Oh Shit, It's Obvious That I Am In A Jam
But I Am Uncle Sam So I Don't Give A Damn
Verse 2
So Uncle Sam He Flees Until He Breaks His Knees
He Reaches The Coast Of The Usa, Says "Here I Wanna Stay"
But On The Street, A Beat, Can't Stand On His Feet
He Turns Around Is Shocked When He Sees It Was Mary
Chorus
Oh Shit, It's Obvious That I Am In A Jam
But I Am Uncle Sam So I Don't Give A Damn
Verse 3
She Says "You Dick, You Pig, Little Piece Of Shit!
I Am Sitting All Alone With My Baby At Home"
He Looks At Her, With Fear, Says "Listen, Please, My Dear!"
He Stands Up For His Words To Pray But She Says "No Way!"
Chorus
I Know It's Obvious That You Are In A Jam
But You Are Uncle Sam So You Don't Give A Damn
Bridge
Please Mary Forgive Me I'm Sorry, Can't You See?
Let Us Start Again, I Wanna See Little Sam
Interlude
Verse 4
She Says "Oh Sam, I Am, Afraid Of What You Say.
Promise If I Forgive You, You Wouldn't Run Away"
He Takes Her Hand Holds His Dent And They Understand
They Take A Flight To Germany, Happy Seemingly
Outro
Finally Happy End For The Lucky Uncle Sam
With Mary And Little Sam In A House In Berlin
Finally Happy End For The Lucky Uncle Sam
With Mary And Little Sam In A House In Berlin
With Mary And Little Sam In A House In Berlin
With Mary And Little Sam In A House In Berlin
