Verse 1
Hairy Business Then Happiness
Our Biggest Fail Short Fingernails
We Could Try To Rub Them Against Some Walls
So Let's Go, Fight Those Itching Balls
And Do You Have A Plan When It Comes Again?
You're Walking Down The Street And You Feel The Beat
We Could Try To Rub Them Against Some Walls
So Let's Go, Fight Those Itching Balls
Chorus
And It's Driving Me Insane
It's Awkward To My Shame
But My Pants They Bar The Way
And The Walls Would Make My Day
Verse 2
Hairy Business Then Happiness
Our Biggest Fail Short Fingernails
We Could Try To Rub Them Against Some Walls
So Let's Go, Fight Those Itching Balls
People Are Watching You, But What Should We Do?
You Wanna Lose The Fight? But They Will Itch All Night
We Could Try To Rub Them Against Some Walls
So Let's Go, Fight Those Itching Balls
Chorus
And It's Driving Me Insane
It's Awkward To My Shame
But My Pants They Bar The Way
And The Walls Would Make My Day
Itching Balls
Itching Balls
Itching Balls
Aaaaaaalright
Solo
Verse 3
Hairy Business Then Happiness
Our Biggest Fail Short Fingernails
We Could Try To Rub Them Against Some Walls
So Let's Go, Fight Those Itching Balls
Chorus
And It's Driving Me Insane
It's Awkward To My Shame
But My Pants They Bar The Way
And The Walls Would Make My Day
Itching Balls
Itching Balls
Itching Balls
Itching Balls
