Intro
Verse 1
Two Margaritas And An Antacid, The Last Supper Of The Pleonastic
Tell Me What You See In Me And I'll Tell You Why Its Plastic
Something Borrowed, Something New. Take Another Face From The Shelf
What Else Can I Do But List All My Flaws To Myself
Chorus
It's All Vaseline (On The Lense)
It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
Verse 2
I Talk About Books I'll Never Read, She Talks About The Rangers
I Always Give Too Much Too Fast To Complete Strangers
Theres All Kinds Of Things I'm Not At Liberty To Say
But This Is Just Some Dumb Pop Song And I Haven't Slept In Days
Chorus
It's All Vaseline (On The Lense)
It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
Verse 3
Pepsi Cola Called Me Up Said Everything Is For Naught
So If Nothing Matters In This Life Might As Well Spend What You've Got
You Finish Your Microwave Dinner I'll Smoke My Doral Lights
The One Good Thing I Can Say About Myself Is That I Never Put Up A Fight
Chorus
It's All Vaseline (On The Lense)
It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
Solo
Chorus
It's All Vaseline (On The Lense)
It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
Verse 4
They're Making A Movie Out On The Streets Of Austin, Texas Today
Somebody Told Me It's A Radical Film, The People Are Attractive In A Real Life Way
Smear A Handful On The Glass And Make The Edges Blur
Everything Will Come To Pass But That Don't Mean It Won't Hurt
Chorus
It's All Vaseline (On The Lense)
It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
It's All Vaseline On The Lense
It's All Vaseline (It's All Pretense)
