Marijuana Australiana

INTRO
N.c.
(Spoken) Chorus Of This Song Goes
EMarijuana   F#     G#​
AAustraliana
ECheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like Frank BSinatra, Mm Mm
EMarijuana   F#     G#​
ADefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrG#eatest CraGze Since The
TiF#ddly (?) DaFys And You Can
ABuy It From Your BNearest EFarmer
N.c.
E(Spoken) You Got That?

Verse One
Have You EHeard The Word About The Herb Superb?
You Can ATake It From An Okka Like EMe
Just ETake A Toke For A Bit Of A Joke
You'll Be F#Outta Your Coolabah TBree
But The EBloke Next Door Wants To Call The Cops
Cause You're ASmiling And Looking EHappy
He Should PElant A Few Seeds, And Grow A Few Weeds
And The BWorld Won't Look So ECrappy

Chorus
Smoking That, EMarijuana   F#     G#​
AAustraliana
ECheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FBrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
EMarijuana   F#     G#​
ADefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrG#eatest CraGze Since The
TiF#ddly (?) DaFys And You Can
ABuy It From Your BNearest EFarmer
N.c.
(Spoken) Bit Of Tentative Singing There! Know It's Cool, Even The Police Know These Days,
When The Age Does An Eight Page Spread On Marijuana, That It Can't Be Far From Legalised, Right?
So Sing Out, Let It Rip

Verse Two
Well, I Was EHaving A Rave To This Cocky One Day
About AChanging Some Of Our ELaws
Said 'You EKnow They Arrest Us Folks With Grass, And
F#Lock Us Up IBndoors'
He Said E'Serves You Right For Smoking That Grass
ALeads You To Harder EStuff'
But I EFound He Was Growing A Whole Plantation
CausBe Life On The Land's A BiEt Tough

Chorus
Growing That, EMarijuana   F#     G#​
AAustraliana
ECheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FBrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
EMarijuana   F#     G#​
ADefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrG#eatest CraGze Since The
TiF#ddly (?) DaFys And You Can
ABuy It From Your BNearest EFarmer
N.c.
Well, It's Getting That Time Of Year, When Nothings About, No-One Can Score. And The Reason Is Because
All The Local Stuff Has Been Smoked Between Like, February And November.
Christmas Is Coming, And Everyone Knows That Even The People Who Aren't Real Regular Smokers
Like A Little Bit For Christmas. It's Like, You Know, Buying A Couple Of Extra Bottles Of Scotch Or Something.
But If You Want Any, I'll Tell You Where To Go.

Verse Three
Well The DErug Squad, They've Got The Best Because
They APinch It From The People They EBust
And They'll ESell You Some For A Bloody Great Profit
If F#You Can Find One You Can TBrust!
But AEpart From That, All The Doctors
They've Got To AKeep Up The Country's ETax
So When The EPills And The Grog Start To Rock Your Whole Body
Got A BMuch Better Way To ReElax

Chorus
Smoking That, EMarijuana   F#     G#​
AAustraliana
ECheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FBrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
EMarijuana   F#     G#​
ADefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrG#eatest CraGze Since The
TiF#ddly (?) DaFys And You Can
ABuy It From Your BNearest EFarmer

Verse Four
Now EI'm Not Saying You Should Smoke The Old Grass
It'll AStuff Up Your ELungs
And ESmoking Makes You Old And Sick
InF#stead Of Healthy And YBoung
But EPlant A Few Seeds, Grow A Few Weeds
ARip Off A Head Or ETwo
And EBoil Up The Billy For A Cup Of Herbal Tea
You'll BGet The Right Point Of EView

Chorus
Drinking That, EMarijuana   F#     G#​
AAustraliana
ECheaper Than Booze, Safer Than Pills,
Make You Sing Like FBrank Sinatra, Oh Oh
EMarijuana   F#     G#​
ADefinitely Top Banana
It's The GrG#eatest CraGze Since The
TiF#ddly (?) DaFys And You Can
ABuy It From Your BNearest EFarmer
It's The GrG#eatest CraGze Since The
TiF#ddly (?) DaFys And You Can
ABuy It From Your BNearest EFarmer