Almost Perfect

Intro
C Have You Checked?
Have A CLook In The Mirror
There's A FFault, A Crack

A Flaw, A Defect
C Have You Tried Wrapping Up?
Taping Over? Eating FLess?

Proceed, You're Almost Perfect
Am Swear By TheseDm Results My Darling
SCelf-ImprovementEm Is My Mission
You Can Try And DmFail To Look LikeC Me
And I Can EmMake Commission

Verse 1
CHey, Your Lips Have A Tilt
Have You Thought About FBig

The Space Between Your Eyebrows Is?
CHave You Heard? If You Breathed
It Will Give You Double-FChin

Sometimes It's Bеst To Hold It In

Pre-Chorus
It's All Your AmFault
The ADmbility To CChange Is In YouEmr Hands
Am Just Slam TheDm Wall. Your Bonеs ToCo Thick?
And Simply EmGrind Them IntoAm Sand
With MyE Favorite Brand

Chorus
CLook At You, Babe
You're EAlmost There
With AmJust AnotherG Dime Or Two
The FGods Will SurelyG Spare You
CNegligence Is Sinful;
E It's Good To Care
I've AmHeard Your UselessG Dumb Excuses
FToughen Up CauseG Life Just Isn'Ct EFaAmir

Verse 2
CEvery Day
I Wake Up, And I Do My Morning FShed
It's Worth It, Though I Look CInsane

All The Things That You Never Even Thought
About FBefore
There's A New Standard To CAttain
Don't Make Me AmLaugh
There's A DmWay To LookC 18 Until YoEmu Die
We'll Do The AmMath
There's A DmMillion Useless
CTrinkets You CanEm Buy
It'd Be A ECrime Not To Try

Chorus
CLook At You, Babe
You're EAlmost There
With AmJust AnotherG Dime Or Two
The DGods Will Surely Spare You
CNegligence Is Sinful;
E It's Good To Care
I've AmHeard Your UselessG Dumb Excuses
DToughen Up CauseDm Life Just Isn'Ct EFaAmir

Bridge
AmDon't YouG Wanna Give Up
CAll The Things ThatD Make YouAm Unique?
AmDon't YouG Wanna Look ThCe Age Of
Your DBiologicalAm Peak?
AmYou're Just ADm Kid
But That CDoesn't Mean
You EmGet To Just SlackAm Off
DmYou're AgingC Rapidly
You EmBetter Not BendAm Over, Laugh, Or Cough
N.c.
(Unless You Want Those Ugly
Lines That Show You've Experienced
 Human Emotion)

[Chorus]*Softly*
CLook At You, Babe
You're DmAlmost There
The AmTime To Hate YouGrself Is Now
It's FGood To BeG Aware
You Can CPicture Imperfections
But You're ERunning Out Of Time
Let Me AmPoint You In TheG Right Direction
FBuy This Foreign GSkin CarCe ELiAmne
N.c.
(You're All Ugly And It's All Your Fault.)