The Coup

Single Released September 4, 2026

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Verse 1
Well, If AI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In An A7Upcoming Election
DWhat Exactly Would I Do To E7Safeguard My Protection?
I Think I'd ABuild Myself A Great Big Room With A7Some Strategic Placement
I'd Put DGuided Missiles On The Roof And E7Data Centers In The Basement
In ACase They Try To Send The Troops When A7I Perform My Little Coup
I'd DNeed A Private Army To Be E7Present When I Stage It
From AThere, It's Not Too Difficult, So Let's A7Not Over Complicate It
I'll Just DNeed A Couple Working Years Of E7Solid Degradation
And I'll ASee How Far My Party Goes AA7long Before They Question
I'll DSee How Many Citizens Can E7Die With No Arrests
AI'll Stress Test The Balances And The A7Checks Of The Constitution
BeDfore I Stage My Little Insiders E7Only Revolution

Verse 2
And If AI Was Gonna Stage A Coup In A72028
I Think DI'd Set Up A Crypto Coin Through My E7Family's Estate
And I'd Take ABillions In Contributions From A7Foreign Heads Of State
I'd Take QaDtari Jets And Make 3,000E7 Insider Trades
And Then I'd AHave My Sons Invest In Ai A7Tech For Guided Drones And Bombing
And SDtart A Peace In The Middle East And E7Let The Drone Start Data Farming

Verse 3
And If AI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd A7Nationalize Elections
And I'd DTell The People I'm Doing All Of ThisE7 For Their Own Protection
And I AWouldn't Leave The White House When The A7Final Ballot's Cast
And When The EDlection Has Been Certified, I'd E7Sit My Happy Ass Inside
My ABrand New Spanking Ballroom Built To A7Withstand Any Strike
And I'd DHave My Private Army Ready E7With Me Day And Night
And I'd ACall The Congress Compromised, I'd A7Say The Court's Been Jeopardized
And DOnce The Country's Paralyzed, I'd E7Institute The Reich

Verse 4
Well, If AI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To A7Satisfy My Ego
I Guess DI'd Dress Up As Jesus Christ And E7Try To Play The Hero
And I'd ATell The World To Be Afraid Of A7All Their Friends And Neighbors
And DJust Like Jesus Taught Us, I Would E7Punish Those Who Waver

Verse 5
And If AI Was Gonna Stage A Coup, I'd A7Prop Up Jd Vance
And DOnce His Campaign Starts To Lose, That's E7When I'd Have My Chance
I'd Say The ASystem Has Been Rigged, Now It's A7Time That We Get Rid
Of DEverything That I Have Been E7Harmful To The Truth
So ASay Goodbye To The Fake News Outlets, A7Adiós To Those Who Doubted
DSayonara To The Green Card Scammers, E7Au Revoir To The Foreign Landers
AChop The Head Off Of Bernie Sanders,A7 Aoc And Biden's Handlers
DNo More Us As We Know It, E7No More News Or Whistle Blowing
AGoodbye Years Of Rigged Elections, A7Goodbye Human Rights Protections
DGoodbye Anyone Who QuestionsE7 Golden Statues I've Erected
ABillionaires Will All Be Smitten, A7All The While I'll Just Be Sittin'
DBack To Reaping All The Profit And E7Silence Those Who Try To Stop It

Outro
If AI Was Gonna Stage A Coup To A7Show The World How Great I Am
DThese Are The Things That I Would Do, My E72028 Election Plan A​