Just Pull The Pint

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Intro
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Verse 1
I GWalked Into The Local At A GQuarter After DFour
DI Pushed Back The Hinges On That DHeavy Oaken GDoor
I Was GFleeing From The Kitchen And The GSmell Of Boiling CFat
For Me Wife CRita's Got The GCabbage On And I DCan't Be Having GThat

Verse 2
I Took Me GUsual Bar Stove, Gave The GWood A Friendly DPat
I Said The DRoast Beef's Famous And A DPint To Go With GThat
The GBarman Looked At Me As If I'd GSpoken JapaCnese
He CDidn't Move A GMuscle, Didn't DEven Aim To GPlease   G​

Verse 3
He GPointed To A Little Square, A GJumble Of A DBlot
I DSaid Is That A Crossword Or A DCoffee Stain You've GGot
He GSaid You Scan The Qr Code To GSee The Sunday CFair
Then You COrder On The GPortal And You DPay Your Money GThere

Bridge
EmI Pulled Out The BmNokia, The CHinges Held By GTape
I EmTried To Find The BmCamera But The CScreen Is Out Of DShape
No GWi-Fi And No CData, It GBarely D/F#Makes A CEmall
The CGuinness Tap Is GTwo Feet Off And DThat's The Worst Of GAll

Chorus
Just Pull The GPint, Just Pull The Pint, How GHard Can It DBe
I've Been DDrinking In This Place, Since D196G3
You've Got A GTap, I've Got A Fiber, Let's GKeep The Logic CClear
Since CWhen Do I Need GSoftware, Just To DBuy A Feckin' GBeer   G​

Verse 4
I GLooked Around The Room And Saw A GTragic Silent DSight
A DDozen People Hunched And Staring DAt A Glowing GLight
No GBanter In The Pub, No Stories GTold, No Laugh To CShare
Just CFingers Tapping GGlass, While The DQr Code GGlared

Verse 5
Then GOut Comes The Manager, He's GBarely 2D4
With A DHaircut Like A Poodle And His DPolicy In GStore
It's EfGficient, Sir, He Told Me, It's The GModern Floor Plan CWay
While The CDinner's Sitting GCold Upon A DLonely Kitchen GTray    G​

Verse 6
I GDidn't Raise Me Voice, I Didn't G'Cause A Bloody DScene
I DWouldn't Waste Me Breath Upon A DGodforsaken MaGchine
I Said You've GGot The Technology, You've GGot The Apps And CGear
But You've CLost The Very Thing, G  That Makes A DMan Want A GBeer

Verse 7
I Told Him GWhere To Put His App, I GMade The Message DPlain
Then I DWalked Out Hungry, Empty Into The DDrizzling Irish GRain
I'd GRather Starve In Silence Than To GGo Through With This CShite
I'd CRather Face Whatever GBreeders DBurn To Death ToGnight

Chorus
Just Pull The GPint, Just Pull The Pint, How GHard Can It DBe?
I've Been DDrinking In This Place, Since D196G3
You've Got A GTap, I've Got A Fiver, Let's GKeep The Logic CClear
Since CWhen Do I Need GSoftware Just To DBuy A Fecking GBeer?    G​

Outro
Cut GTo The Kitchen Table, Where The Fluorescent Light Is DDim
I'm Sitting In Me Jacket With A Face That's Grey And GGrim
No Portal, And No Password, Just A Plate Of Spuds And CMeat
And A CGlass Of Lukewarm GWater Just To DMake The Thing ComGplete
CBreeder Drops The GCabbage Down, I DDon't Say A Bloody EmWord
I CJust Let Out One GLong Groan, The DLoudest Ever GHeard
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