Jesus At Mcdonalds

Bpm:      146
Released: 1985
Album:    Mojo & Skid

Note: The Trick Here Is To Do A Quick Down Stroke (Open Middle Strings Only) Between The
Chord Changes From E To A And From A Back To The E Chord.

In The Bridge 1 Most Of The Time If You See The E Chord You Play
Only The Lower Two (E And A) Strings.

* After Chord Means Strike Chord Once And Let It Ring.

Capo: No

Verse 1
N.c.
I Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight...,
E  E  B He Said He Wasn't Doing Alright,
B  E  E  B  He Said He Didn't Feel So Fine Fine FBinEe E. . .,
BSaid He's About Bout Bout To Lose His MBinEd,E​
BI Saw Mama Humping Santa ClaBusE, E​
BShe Said It Was Because Of MenopBauEseE,
BThat's Why She Had To Have RudolfB TEooE,
BYou Know Your Mama Mama Loves It Too  YeahB Let'Es EGo.
EHuhB, B  E Yeah Just Like SupermanB SBaiEd, I'm From CarBolEinEa.B​

Interlude
B E E B

Verse 2
BI'm In Love With A Lady WresBtlEerE,
BYou Know Them Sneaky Women Do It BeBttEerE,
BShe Got Me, She Put Me In A Figure FourB FaEceElock,
BI Said Baby Baby Just Don't SBtoEp,E​
BI Touched Myself Late Last NiBghEt,E​
BLyin' In Bed Next To My Wife,B  E  E​
BShe Got Up She Got Up She StartedB TEo ERun,
BSaid She Could, Could Not WatchB MEe ECome,
BI'm Comin' I'm ComBinE' EBabBy, I'm ComiBn'E HEomBe.

Interlude
YeBahE  E  B​
  B E E

Chorus
BI Saw Allah At AnB AErbEy's,
BI Saw Moses At McdonBalEd'Es,
BI Saw The Ramalama From Alabama At The Barbeque Pit OnB UEniEveBrsity,
BI Saw I Saw Buddha ABt EA EBurger King,
BI Saw Joey At A Jack In BThEe EBox,
BI Just Just Just Just Just Just CaBn'Et EStop, Yeah,
BI Saw Mother Mary At A Roberto's In BOkElaEhoBma,
BMan I'm In AB TEwiEligBht Zone Zone Zone ZoneB ZEonEe.B​

Bridge 1
BAnd There I Was, I Woke Up, I Was Kind OfB Standing,
I Was BKind Of Someplace Out Where The,
BOut Where The Interstates, Turn ToB Dirt, Out Past The Fire Roads,
Out BPast Route One-FourB-Oh,B​
BDown, Down Where The Train Trestles Go Over The GBraEveEyaBrds,
BBack Behind The Dynamo Right Beside RouteB One-FouBr-EO.E  B​
BYeah I'm Still Out By Otay LakesB RoaBd,E  E  B​
BUnderneath The Water Tower,
BI GoBt EA EThBousand Watt Watt WattsB Of Power,
BYeah BI'Em EFeeliBng Fine, And Jesus Walks Up To Me He SaBys "Mojo, Mojo,
I'm Gonna BTake You Some Place You Need ToB Be."
BAnBd EI ESaBid, I Said "TakeB Me Jesus!",
And BJesus Took Me,B There We Were, I LookedB Around,
I BLooked Around And All I Saw WasB Couches,
BEverywhere I Looked I Saw Couches, Not ThBe Kind You Want To Sit On,
But The Kind You EWant To,
The BKind You Want ToB Sleep On!
You BKnow, You Know It Was Like TheseB Bonfires And Big Cauldrons OBn Top Of Them,
With BGeneric YellowB Label,
Top BRum And JustB Bowling AwayE, Bowl Bowl BowlinBg Away Way Way,
It Was BGoing Everywhere,

Bridge 2
   B

Bridge 2
And The BTrees Had These Kind Of Beer TabsB On Them,
And BOut Of It Was Coming ThisB Strange Mixture,
Of BFood, Barns, Gin, AndB Mountain Dew,
BAndE IE Said, B"I Love Love Love Love Love LBove You!" ,
BOh YeahE I WaEs Feeling BSo Fine, So Fine,
I BWas About To Go Out Of MyB Mind,
I BSaw The Entire Robert Johnson, John LeeB Hooker,
And BMuddy Waters Record Collection Stretched BBefore Me,
And A BBrand NewE StereoE, I GotB A Thousand Watts Of Power,
I Got A BNew Car, It's Got AB Second Gear And IE, IE'm FeelBing Fine,
BI EAin't Go To Work NoE Day JoBb No More,
Cause BThat's Not My Life, That's Not MyB Wife,
BOh Cut ItE Out With ThEe KnifBe!
So I Ask BJesus, I Say, "Man, Like,B Where Am IE?"E  B​
And BJesus Kind Of Scratched His Chin, AndB Uh,
He BHadn't Shaved In A While, And He Said, "Uh,B Mojo, Mojo...",
I Said "BAm I At The Big Rock CandyB Mountain?"
BHeE Said,E "UBh, No."
BI Said "Am I InB Paradise?"
EHeE SaidB "No."
BI Said Is This Like The Upstairs,B You KnoEw HEeaven?"
He Said, "BNo."
BJesus Looked Up In The Sky,
And There Was A BBig White Thing Up In TheB Sky,
And There Were These Kind Of BLines Going BAcross,
And The BHair On The Back Of My Neck StoodB Up,
And BJesus Said "I FeelB Fine" Cause, Cause....

Verse 3
Cause EI'mB DownE, By The PowBer Lines,
E That's Why I Feel SoB Fine,
E That's Why I'm Blowing MyB Mind Yeah YeaEh Yeah,
I Said I'm BDown Down DownE Down Down By The PoweBr Lines Line Line Line Lines,
Feel So EFeel So Feel SoB Down By The Power Lines,
I EFeel, Feel SoB Fine, Ain't That RighEt Skid, Oh Yeah,
I Said I'm BDown,E    By The PoweBr Lines,
E I'm Doing ABlright, Okay, Hey Hey Hey,
E(GibBberEish),
BI Said Hey My I'm Down DownE Down By The PoweBr LiEnes,
By The Power BLines I'm Down ByB ThemE,  B​
Let's Go ESkid Oh Yeah,
BOh Oh OhE, B  E  E  B​
BHere We GoB BEoyE  B​

Outro
BI Saw Jesus At Mcdonald's At Midnight!B  B7​
B7Great Googly Boogly!B​