Wasted On The Senate Floor

Verse 1
Asus2  We Ran Aground In The Philippines
E  Interpreting What HenriBsus4 Bergson Means
Asus2  When He Says Life Must Be Durational
That FeelsE Million ToBsus4 One
Asus2  Collapsed In Grace On The Carpeting
E Trade Missionaries Set ToBsus4 Bargaining
Asus2 We Have No Use For Tricky Marketing
EWe Make Self-EvidentBsus4 Claims
Asus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Asus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell ThemselveEsus4s"
Asus2We Say, "Let The Products Sell Themselves"
Nc
Like The Minutemen Said
Bsus4      C#M     * (Missing A Chord Here)

Verse 2
Asus2I Start To Shake When She Stares At Me
EOur Currency's Almost At Bsus4Parity
Asus2I'd Try To Talk, But Apparently That'sE Not Attractively Tough  Bsus4​
Asus2We Tripped And Fell When We Formed A Team
EWe Fixed Ourselves With FBsus4ibrin Soldering
Asus2Wait, I Was Wrong, That's Called Fibrin Glue
EWe Have Enough Bsus4​

Chorus
Asus2To Get Wasted On The Senate FBsus4loor
She Said, C#m"Blah Blah Blah, I'm Getting BoreBsus4d"
RepublicaAsus2n Watchman From Virginia WraBsus4ps His Fist In A FlC#mag
To Punch Our Bsus4Lights Out
Because We're Asus2Wasted On The Senate FloorBsus4​
Now You'reC#m Trapped Because I Locked The DoBsus4or
And I've Got ThisAsus2 Thorium-2Bsus432 And I've Got ThiC#ms Microphone
LisBsus4ten Up

Bridge
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E Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Bsus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Asus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
E Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Bsus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah

Verse 3
Asus2 We've Got Bloody Eyes But We're Feeling Good
ECausing Confusion In The Bsus4Neighborhood
Nothing ProteAsus2cts Us Like An Earmark CoulEd From BearinBsus4g Blows
Asus2 The Price Is Only What Inflation Pulls
EThe Rules Are Strictly InBsus4formational
Asus2We Showed Up Late To The Exxon Rave
EWe Brought Our Products IBsus4n Tow

Chorus
Now We'reAsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooBsus4r
We Put EcsC#mtasy Tabs In TheBsus4 Water Supply
Now We'reAsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooBsus4r
Let's See Who's C#mGay And Who GetsBsus4 Lonely
When TheyAsus2're Wasted On The Senate FBsus4loor
And The Naval BlC#mockade Gets StruBsus4ck Down With No Trade-Off
We'reAsus2 Wasted On The Senate FlooBsus4r
And We Cast Our C#mEyes To The StroBsus4be Out

Break down
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E Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Bsus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Asus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
E Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Bsus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Asus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
E Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Bsus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah
Asus2Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na Na
E Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Bsus4Naaaa-Ah Ah Ah

We Got Asus2Wasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got C#mWasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got Asus2Wasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got C#mWasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got Asus2Wasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got C#mWasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got Asus2Wasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor
We Got C#mWasted On The Senate Bsus4Floor