Houdini

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, It's Paul
Hh, I Was Listening To The Album
Good Fucking Luck, You're On Your Own

Am Guess Who's BacDmk, Back Again?
E Shady's BacAmk, Tell A Friend
Am Guess Who's BacDmk, Back Again?
E Shady's BacAmk, Tell A Friend

Am Guess Who's BacDmk, Back Again?
E Shady's BacAmk, Tell A Friend
Am Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Dm Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
E Guess Who's Back, Guess Who's Back
Am Guess Who's Back

(DadadaAm Da Da DaDm Da Da Da)
(DadaEda Da Da DaAm Da)

Well AmLook What The Stork Brung (What?)
Little Baby DmDevil With The Forked Tongue
And It's Stickin' Out EYeah Like A Sore Thumb
(Bleah)
With A Forehead AmThat It Grew Horns From
Still A White Jerk

Am Pullin' Up In A Chrysler To The CDmypher
With The Vic's, Percs And A Bud Light Shirt
ELyrical Technician An Electrician
Am Ya'll Light Work

And I Don't Gotta AmPlay Pretend
It's You I Make Believe
DmAnd You Know I'm Here To Stay Cause Me
EIf I Was To Ever Take A Leave
AmIt Would Be Aspirin To Break A Feve

AmIf I Was To Ask For Megan Thee
DmStallion If She Would Collab With Me
EWould I Really Have A Shot At A Feat?
I Don't EKnow But I'm Glad To Be Back, Like

Reff :
 AAmbra AbracDmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 E I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Am Bruh
 AAmbra AbracDmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 E Just Like That And I'm Back,Am Bro

Now AmBack In The Days Of Old Me
(When) Right Around The DmTime
I Became A Dope Fiend
Ate Some CoEdeine, As A Way Of Coping
Taste Of OAmpiates, Case Of O.e

Turned Me IntAmo Smiley Face Emoji
My Shit May DmNot Be Age Appropriate
But I EWill Hit An Eight Year Old In The Face 
AmWith A Participation Trophy

Cause I Have AmZero Doubts
That This Whole DmWorld's 'Bout
To Turn Into Some EGirl Scouts
That Censorship AmBureau's Out
(To Shut Me Down)

So When AmI Started This Verse
It Did Start Off DmLight Hearted At First
But It Feels Like EI'm Targeted Mind Bogglin'
How EMy Profit Has Skyrocketed

Look What AmI Pocketed
Yeah The Shit Is Just DmLike
Ya'll Have Been Light Joggin' And
I've EBeen Running At Full Speed
And That's Why AmI'm Ahead Like My Noggin And

I'm The AmFight Ya'll Get In When You Debate
Who The DmBest But Ops I'm White Chalkin' When
I EStep Up To That Mic Cock It Then
(Oh My EGod, Its Him Not Again)

Reff :
 AAmbra AbracDmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 E I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Am Bruh
 AAmbra AbracDmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 E Just Like That And I'm Back,Am Bro

Am Sometimes I Wonder What TheDm Old Me'd Say
(If When)
E If He Could See The Way ShitAm Is Today..
Am He'd Probably Say That EverDmything Is Gay
(Like Happy)
E What's My Name, What's My Name..?

How Many AmLittle Kids Still Wanna Act Like Me
DmI'm A Bigger Prick Than Cacti Be
And EThat's Why These
Words Sting Just Like AmYou Were Being
Attacked By Bees

In The AmCoupe Leaning Back My Seat
Bumpin' R. DmKelly's Favorite Group
The Black Guy Pee's
E In My Air Max 90'S
White AmT's Walkin' Parental Advisory

Am My Transgender Cat's Siamese
IDmdentifies As Black, But Acts Chinese
ELike A Motherfuckin' Hacky Sack I Treat
The AmWhole World Cause I Got It At My Feet

How AmCan I Explain To You
That Even MyDmself, I'm A Danger To
I Hop On Tracks ELike A Kangaroo
And Say A Few EThings Or Two To Anger You
(But Fuck That)

If I AmThink That Shit, I'ma Say That Shit
DmCancel Me What? Ok That's It
Go AEhead Paul Quit Snake Ass Prick,
You AmMale Cross Dresser, Fake Ass Bitch

Am And I'll Probably Get Shit For That
(Watch)
But DmYou Can All Suck My Dick, In Fact
Fuck EThem-Fuck Dre, Fuck Jimmy, Fuck Me,
Fuck AmYou
Fuck My Own Kids They're Brats
(Fuck 'Em)

Am They Can Screw Off, Them And You All,
Dm You Too Paul, Got Two Balls,
E Big As Rupaul's, What You Thought YouAm Saw
Ain't What You Saw

Cause You're Never Gonna AmSee Me
Caught Sleepin' And See The KidnapDmpin'
Never Did Happen
Like Sherri PaEpini, Harry Houdini,
I Vanish InEto Thin Air As I'm Leaving Like

Reff :
 AAmbra AbracDmadabra (And For My Last Trick)
 E I'm Bout To Reach In My Bag,Am Bruh  (Like)
 AAmbra AbracDmadabra (And For My Last Trick) 
 E Just Like That And I'm Back,Am Bro