Your New Boyfriend

Intro : C C7 Am Fm

CLife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When EI Was A Kid On Voip
I AmThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd FMarry Her.. IFm Told Her

But CNow I'm 26, Work In An Office
E9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
Am  If I Could Change A SingleF Thing
I'd Make It FmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But FHe's In Your Bed,
FmI'm In Your Twitch CChat
FI've Got The Key
And FmHe's Just A DoormatC​
And FEven Though He's GotFm Social Skills
That CDoesn't Mean I Can'tC7 Pay The Bills
FAnyway, Make TheFm Most Of Him,
Cause CShe Moves On
Pretty EBloody Quick, FOohFm..
DmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : C E Am F Fm
       C E Am F Fm

Yeah, CI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The EOne That Took You Away From Me
Am  You Hit It Off Instantly
I FKnow, Cause You Won't StopFm Telling Me
I've CSeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
EPush Against His Fashion Sense
I've AmThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
F (I'm Not Gay ThoughFm)  C​

Cause CShe's Living The Dream.E.
Oh, AmShe's Living The Dream..
From FBack When We WereFm Seventeen
CShe's Living The Dream.E.
Oh, AmShe's Living The Dream
From FBack When We WereFm Seventeen

CHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When CI'm One Click Away From Insane
Am  I Just Think That I Deserve
A FLittle Bit OfFm What I Earned
I'm CNot Gonna Make Another Scene
EThe One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm AmNot
Allowed In Disney World F  Fm   F​

(Chorus)
But FHe's In Your Bed,
FmI'm In Your Twitch CChat
FI've Got The Key
And FmHe's Just A DoormatC​
And FEven Though He's GotFm Social Skills
That CDoesn't Mean I Can'tC7 Pay The Bills
FAnyway, Make TheFm Most Of Him,
Cause CShe Moves On
Pretty EBloody Quick, FOohFm..
DmYour New Boyfriend's AnDm Arseh0Le

Int. : C E Am F Fm

I CThink About You EverEyday..
So AmHow On Earth Can I FBe SaveFmd..
I CThink About Him A Lot EAs Well
AmMaybe If He Wasn't Fine FAs HelFml..
Cause You're CBeauty.. And You'reE Grace
Your AmTelephone Calls
Are FMy FavoriteFm Place
C  I Want You ToE Notice Me
Am  With No RestrainingF OrdeFmr Please
(Jason DeruClo!)
I Want You To ECare..
Am  I Want To Smell YFour HaiFmr..C​

Intro : G G7 Em Cm

GLife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When BI Was A Kid On Voip
I EmThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd CMarry Her.. ICm Told Her

But GNow I'm 26, Work In An Office
B9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
Em  If I Could Change A SingleC Thing
I'd Make It CmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But CHe's In Your Bed,
CmI'm In Your Twitch CGhat
CI've Got The Key
And CmHe's Just A DoormatG​
And CEven Though He's GotCm Social Skills
That GDoesn't Mean I Can'tG7 Pay The Bills
CAnyway, Make TheCm Most Of Him,
Cause GShe Moves On
Pretty BBloody Quick, COohCm..
AmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : G B Em C Cm
       G B Em C Cm

Yeah, GI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The BOne That Took You Away From Me
Em  You Hit It Off Instantly
I CKnow, Cause You Won't StopCm Telling Me
I've GSeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
BPush Against His Fashion Sense
I've EmThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
C (I'm Not Gay ThoughCm)  G​

Cause GShe's Living The Dream.B.
Oh, EmShe's Living The Dream..
From CBack When We WereCm Seventeen
GShe's Living The Dream.B.
Oh, EmShe's Living The Dream
From CBack When We WereCm Seventeen

GHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When GI'm One Click Away From Insane
Em  I Just Think That I Deserve
A CLittle Bit OfCm What I Earned
I'm GNot Gonna Make Another Scene
BThe One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm EmNot
Allowed In Disney World C  Cm   C​

(Chorus)
But CHe's In Your Bed,
CmI'm In Your Twitch CGhat
CI've Got The Key
And CmHe's Just A DoormatG​
And CEven Though He's GotCm Social Skills
That GDoesn't Mean I Can'tG7 Pay The Bills
CAnyway, Make TheCm Most Of Him,
Cause GShe Moves On
Pretty BBloody Quick, COohCm..
AmYour New Boyfriend's AnAm Arseh0Le

Int. : G B Em C Cm

I GThink About You EverByday..
So EmHow On Earth Can I CBe SaveCmd..
I GThink About Him A Lot BAs Well
EmMaybe If He Wasn't Fine CAs HelCml..
Cause You're GBeauty.. And You'reB Grace
Your EmTelephone Calls
Are CMy FavoriteCm Place
G  I Want You ToB Notice Me
Em  With No RestrainingC OrdeCmr Please
(Jason DeruGlo!)
I Want You To BCare..
Em  I Want To Smell YCour HaiCmr..G​