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Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick

Guitar Chords & Lyrics for Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick by Wheeler Walker Jr. in the key of E

Intro
E     D  E    D

Verse 1
EGot A Boss And His Name Is Chad
EHe Likes To Ride Me Real, Real Bad
I Swear To God Someday I’m Gonna Kick His AAss   G   E​

Verse 2
EMakes Me Come In On Saturday
EAlways Threatening To Dock My Pay
Tryin’ Not To Laugh At His Stupid AFace

Pre-Chorus
AHe’s Always Asking:
BWhy You Always Late?
BWhy You Sniffin’ That Glue
BWhy Is Everyone Complainin’ About You?
DYou Got Some Questions, Chad?
                        A
I got some questions too :
Chorus
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My EDick?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My ABalls?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My BShaft?
BWhy Aren’t You Suckin’ My Pubes?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ It DAlAl?
You Should Be Down On Your EKnees
And You Should Get There Real AQuick
You Got A Question For BMe?
B
I got a question for you :
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My DDicAk?  E     D​

Verse 3
EWork With A Guy And His Name Is Chuck
EAlways Thinkin’ That I Give A Fuck
When He’s Talkin’ Bout His Kids And His Dumb Ass ATruck

Pre-Chorus
AHe’s Always Askin’
BWhy Do You Pee All Over The Seat?
BWhy You Steal All My Lunches Last Week?
DYou Want Some Answers, Chuck?
How ‘Bout You Answer AMe...

Chorus
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My EDick?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My ABalls?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My BShaft?
BWhy Aren’t You Suckin’ My Pubes?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ It DAlAl?
You Should Be Down On Your EKnees
And You Should Get There Real AQuick
You Got A Question For BMe?
B
I got a question for you :
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My DDicAk?

Guitar Solo
C#m     E   C#m    B

Verse 5
EPunched Out And I Cracked A Beer
ESo Stoned I Could Barely Steer
Saw Them Bright Blue Lights In My Rearview AMirror
ACop Askin’:
BWhy You Doin’ Ten In A Fifty-Five Zone?
BSwervin’ Your Car All Over The Road?
DWell, If It’s Question Time
I’d Kinda Like To KnowA...

Chorus
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My EDick?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My ABalls?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My BShaft?
BWhy Aren’t You Suckin’ My Pubes?
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ It DAlAl?
You Should Be Down On Your EKnees
And You Should Get There Real AQuick
You Got A Question For BMe?
B
I got a question for you :
Why Aren’t You Suckin’ My DDicAk?

Outro
E     D  E     D  E
Also available in: A (Original) C D G

FAQ

What are the chords for Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick?

The chords for Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick are: E, D, A, G, B, C#m

What is the original key of Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick?

The original key is A.

What is the difficulty of playing Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick?

The difficulty level is Beginner.

Can I play Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick in another key?

Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.

Can Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick be played on an acoustic guitar?

Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.

Can I play Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick on ukulele?

Chord Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.

How many chords are used in Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick?

Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick uses 6 chords: E, D, A, G, B, C#m

What is the easiest way to play Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick?

You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.

What decade was Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick released in?

Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick was released in the 2020s. See more 2020s songs here

Are there easier chord versions for Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick?

Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Why Aren't You Suckin' My Dick to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.

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