999

Intro
E  E  E  E

Verse 1
EI Was Sitting Around
Doing ENothing, Like A Hound
And EThen I Realized There's Nothing
EI Have Not Already
A7Found On The Ground
I Know I WEanna Jump Into The Second Round
Because I'm BB7ound To Make A Sound That Goes
A7Around A Certain Crowd
But Hand Me UEp
The Clown Is LB7oud

Verse 2
I GEave Up On The Potato
A Little EDown I Drove My Car
And EThen I Realized
I Was In EFront Of A Bar
I Squealed The TA7ire, I Lit The Fire
I Left The Car BEehind
I Crossed The StB7reet! Oh Chit!
Now I'm A MA7yth! Way To Go!
EThe Fish Followed The FB7low

Chorus
I HEave Nowhere To Go
I TEake A Plane, Mah Bro
I WEanna Rock'n'roll
And You EDon't Know What I'm Talking AA7bout
I Am ProvA7iding The 999 E​
Where The Magic Goes AEround Me
Oh! NB7ine Is The Only Number ShA7owing On My Clocks FromE Now On B7​

Verse 3
And I GEot A Really Great Idea
I'm OEutta Here, Bye Bye, I See Yah
EMaple Neck, Yum, So Delicious, I Wanna Play
Yo, I BEroke My Guitar
To Build A PElane, Mah Lucky Star
To Get The HEell
Out Of EHere
But My IA7dea Didn't Work

So I Called The Nurse
‘Cause The NEeedle Takes Away My Fear
It Brings Me DB7own, Out Of Town
Tho I LA7ie
To Be A Brand New Guy E   B7​

Verse 4
Yeah, I BEump Into A Seagull
I Rub A ENavel, I Hit An Ego
Meet Some EPeople, Have A Giggle
Now I'm EFree To Go
I GEet Very Angry
When I'mE Away
From The Evil Of MEy Ego
Can I Recreate An EEra?
I Play The BA7eagle, Is That Illegal
To Go BA7ack To The Medieval
For A MeEatball?
Na, Na, Na Na, Na, NB7a Na, Na, Na Na, Na, Na Na A7Now
Just For A MeEatball
Na Na NB7ow
Na Na NB7ow
Na Na NB7oooooow

Chorus
I EHave Nowhere To Go
I ETake A Plane, Mah Bro
I EWanna Rock'n'roll
And You Don't Know What I'm Talking AA7bout
I Am ProA7viding The 999E7​
Where The Magic Goes E7Around Me
Oh! NB7ine Is The Only Number ShA7owing On My Clocks FromE Now B7On

Post-chorus
ENine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
ENine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
A7Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
E7Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
Oh! NiB7ne Is The Only Number ShA7owing On My Clocks FromE Now B7On

Solo
E  A7  E  B7  A7  E  B7

Chorus
I HEave Nowhere To Go
I TEake A Plane, Mah Bro
I WEanna Rock'n'roll
And You Don't Know What I'm Talking AA7bout
I Am ProvA7iding The 99E9
Where The Magic Goes ArEound Me
Oh! NB7ine Is The Only Number SA7howing On My Clocks From NEow OB7n

Post-chorus
ENine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine

Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
A7Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
E7Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
Oh! NiB7ne Is The Only Number ShA7owing On My Clocks FromE Now B7On

ENine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine

Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
A7Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
E7Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine, Nine
Oh! NiB7ne Is The Only Number ShA7owing On My Clocks FromE Now B7On  E7​