Dan The Man

Verse 1
DI Got An Old Buddy Called Dan, The Man, Spent GTime In Iraq And Time In Japan
He’s AMean As Sin And Tough As Hell, If DHe’s Hungry He’d Eat Up The Liberty Bell
DI’ll Tell You Friends, It’s Hard To Be Good. It’s AG Feeling Too Easily Misunderstood
But AHere’s Something Special ‘Bout Dan, The Man. He’s A DBad Mother-Sucker With A Gun In His Hands

Verse 2
DWell, Jack Links Ain’t The Ones He Likes, Got His GBoots Tied Tight And He’s Ready For A Fight
ASlaughters Just Laughter With An “S”, And I Heard DDavid Bowie Asks Dan How To Dress
DCuts Down Trees In A Single Swing. Could GUse A Tractor Tire For A Wedding Ring
ASmile Could Make A La Gal Swoon. Heard He DDanced With The Devil And Still Picked The Tune

Chorus
DOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
GDan, Dan, We Know You Can
ADans Always Got The Plan
DI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 3
DWell, He Yelled In Venice When He Stubbed His Toe, Which GAvalanched Salzburg With The Snow
And The ACops Called From The City Of Sin To Thank DDan For, Ya Know, For Not Yelling At Them
Once Loved A Rattlesnake For 13 Hours, ThenG Drove The Pacific In His Rusted Old Car
And AThey Named Him King When He Rolled In The Sand Of DBeautiful, Tropical, East Thailand

Chorus
DOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
GDan, Dan, We Know You Can
ADans Always Got The Plan
DI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 4
DWell, He Took Highway 25 Through Albuquerque GJust To Steal Some Poor Crackheads Jerky
AStopped In Mississippi Along The Way To WaAtch A Couple Of Grasshoppers Fiddlin' Away
DFolded A Paper Airplane, Flew To Ohio, Where GHe And A Tattooed Cutie Got A Little Wild
ABut She Nearly Drowned Him In A Fountain For DPointing Out The Obvious Lack Of Mountains

Chorus
DOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
GDan, Dan, We Know You Can
ADans Always Got The Plan
DI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 5
DWell, One Time He Even Swam To The Moon With The GBackstroke Only So He Didn’t Land Too Soon
ABrushes His Teeth With Porcupine Quills And DHas Gator Tongues For His Window Sills
DDrinks Nitric Acid Straight From The Tap, Once GDrove Through Nepal With Kate Upton On His Lap
AStopped For Lunch In Alcapoco, And ADsked The Waitress ‘Cómo Llego Idaho”

Chorus
DOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
GDan, Dan, We Know You Can
ADans Always Got The Plan
DI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Tag
DOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
GDan, Dan, We Know You Can
ADans Always Got The Plan
DI’m Glad That I Know Dan, The Man