Champ

Note: Please Tune Your Guitar To 443 Hz And Place A Capo On The 1St Fret.

Intro
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|D                                | D                                   |
|D                                | D                                   |

|D                 D              | D                 F#m       G        |
|G                 A              | Bm                Bm                |
|Bm                A              | G                 G                 |

Verse 1
That DHoodie Was The DBest Thing To DHappen To GMe
Like The One Thing That You ASalvage From A BmHouse Fire
When You DDropped Me At Her Dmaj7House 'Cause I'm Just DToo Much To F#mDeal WGith
I'm The BmLast Kid That Should ABe Around A GLighter
And DLying's Such A Dmaj7Chore, But The DTruth Feels So F#mWronGg
And Every Turn I AMake Just Keeps Me From BmGetting Where I Want
But When DI Confide In Dmaj7Her, I DTear Apart The GEarth
There's BmSomebody Who AHas It Ten Times GWorse
There's DNo Time Left To Pity And I See It In My F#mFrieGnds
And They All Look So Much AOlder Than BmMe
But ToDnight I'm Feeling Dmaj7Brave, I DThink I'll Act My F#mAge Until A KBmid Says That There's SAomething Wrong With MGe

Chorus
And EmSometimes The SF#mmoke Smells GGood
Leave The DWindow Open When It's AFreezing EmCo-F#m--LdG​
I BmKnoAw
When You EmLeft Me Home F#mAlonGe, When You LDeft For Your Award SAhow
I EmDitched You Guys AF#mnd DGied, Laid In The SnBmow A​

Verse 2
Spent DToo Many Dmaj7Nights
DPinching My F#mSides WonderiGng If I'm LAiving In A DBmream
When I DDon't Know Who To Dmaj7Ask
I DThink That I'll Just F#mPass, Like, MBmaybe I'll Just FAigure It Out MysGelf
ButterDflies Inside Me, They DTurn Into F#mTapeworms
And I GStay AAwake 'Till My SBmtomach Hurts
So DWhen It's 4 Am And I DCan't Eat AnyF#mthing
I'll Wake BmUp Too Late And AGet What I DeGserve

Verse 3
And I EmKnoF#mw, I TGold You Two Weeks, BDut It's Been SeventeenA Years
And EveEmry F#mTime I SGing They Close Their EBmars  A​
It's EmAll F#mIn My HGead, It's CDheesy But It's True A​
If I EmCould, I'dF#m Blame It AGll On YouBm   A​
Sometimes EmI'd TryF#m To TGalk, And NDothing Comes Out
AnAd Most Of EmMy MF#memoriGes Aren't How Bm They Really Were  A​
I'm SEmlipping OF#mn The LGine, I'm ConfDused All The Time A​
When You EmGo To Claim F#mYour BGags, Don't Claim What's MBmine A​

Chorus
And DSometimes The Smoke Smells Dmaj7Good
Leave The DWindow Open When IF#mt's Freezing CGolAd
I BmKnow
When You DLeft Me Home Dmaj7Alone, When You DLeft For Your AwarF#md Show
I BmDitched You Guys And ADied, Laid In The GSnow

Instrumental
D F#m G A Bm
D F#m Bm A G x2

Verse 4
I DHave This Funny Dmaj7Dream That I DMoved To Bombay F#mBeach
And I'm NeGver Seen Or AHeard From ABmgain
Won't Have To DWatch Out For Dmaj7Sharks Swimming DIn The Salton F#mSea
Even BmThough I'm More Than ASure G  That One Just GBit Me
And I've DBeen Performing Dmaj7Poorly, But It's DSo Hard To Be F#mHonest
She's Been GThreatening That AI Go Get Some BmHelp
When I DPicture Your Dmaj7Face It Comes Up As Someone F#mElse
BmSomeone Who's Treated Me The Same DWay