The X-panded Universe

Single Released September 29, 2026

Intro
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Verse 1
A "Twenty-DmFive?"
Dm6/F The Chair-Bound OraclF#me Dr. F#m7/EValence
Can't BeDlieve
That This Girl C#7/FIs The Perfect C#7/G#Weapon
He Was F#mSent Here To RetF#m7/Erieve    D​
A Answers Are DFew Now
C#7/F  Upstate There Are More F#mLike Her But ColA7/Gossus Isn'tD Sure
This Texas C#7/FCandy Heiress
Between MediF#mcations On A PF#m7/Eadded Room FlDoor, Is Our Last Hope

Pre-Chorus
But It's OAkay
C#7/F I Am The Dark Star That Your F#mIllness Cannot F#m7/ECure
D The Liberation Front Is C#7/FOnly Eight Days On Foot AF#mway   F#m7/E         D​
D In The X-Panded AUniverse
C#7/F In The Crossover EF#mvent  F#m7/E​
DGod Is Only C#7/FAs Good As The Villains He InF#mvents F#m7/E         D​

Chorus
D Everyone Gets A/C#Saved
C#7/B Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​
D/F# Everyone Gets SA/Eaved
On A D#dimBad, Bad DDay

Instrumental
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Verse 2
A "Let Me Dm6Guess
C#7/FAn Inter-Dimensional F#mVirus MF#m7/Eakes You Wet The BeDd"
These Smirking C#7/FOrderlies Have No Idea
Just F#mWho They're Dealing WF#m7/Eith      D​
A For Class 5 DAngels
C#7/F It Turns Out C#7Everything They TF#mell You About HuF#m7/Eman Love Is TrDue
And These AC#7/Fmazing Gifts Once Faded
Land In F#mAny Old NF#m7/Eut House After YoDu've Only Served Them For Decades

Pre-Chorus
But It's OAkay
C#7/F I Have Lemon Cake With F#mMother Every VF#m7/Eisitation DDay
And I Will C#7/FMiss Her, I Will Miss Her When I F#mFinally X-ScF#m7/Eape      D​
D In The X-Panded AUniverse
C#7/F If I Understand The F#mGist  F#m7/E​
There DMust Be Timelines C#7/FLike This Where Heroes Don't F#mX-Ist  F#m7/E         D​

Chorus
D Everyone Gets A/C#Saved
C#7/B Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​
D/F# Everyone Gets SA/Eaved
(On A C#7Bad, Bad Day) Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​
D/F# Everyone Gets SA/Eaved
C#7 Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​
D/F# Everyone Gets SA/Eaved
(On A C#7Bad, Bad Day) Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​
D/F# Everyone Gets SA/Eaved
C#7 Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​
D/F# Everyone Gets SA/Eaved
(On A C#7Bad, Bad Day) Everyone Gets SF#maved  A7/G​

Outro
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