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Ostrich Toss

Guitar Chords & Lyrics for Ostrich Toss by Emperor X in the key of D

Ostrich Toss By Emperor X

Threw Me Off Playing To The Song As I Don't Think It Was Recorded At A = 440Hz, So This Is The Closest Thing!

Watch Out That The Lengths Of Some The Pre-Chorus And Verse Ends Change In Parts.

Intro
D
A D A D
A D A D

Verse 1
AI ResearDch WildlAife In ADlaska
AYou DrilDl On OilA Rigs InD The Bay
AI Called You CompDlicit In The DestruAction Of TheD World
AAnd You EHad Nothing ElseF#m To Say

Pre-Chorus
Except "If YDou're So Mad
If YEou're So Mad, If YouD're So Mad
WhaEt Are You Gonna DAo About It?"

Verse 2
AWell I Stole The DFuses From Your NAissan   D​
And It MaAde You Late For WDork
But You QuAickly Found New FuDses
And Drove AAway, And Took A LDoan Out

And Bought A ChaAinsaw, And Cut A HDole Out
Of My HarAdwood BeEdroom FlF#moor
To Try ToA Even UpE The ScoF#mre

Pre-Chorus
D"And If You're So Mad
EIf You're So MadD, If You're So Mad
EIf You're So MadD, If You're So Mad
EWhat Are You GonAna Do About It?"

Chorus
Well I Stole An F#m7Ostrich FBmrom The DZoo     E​
And I ToF#m7ok Him HoBmme To YoDu       E​
But You F#m7Threw HimBm Off TheD Roof   E​
Scrеaming
"Fuck YoF#m7u! Fuck YBmou! FuckD You! FuEck You!"

Break
A D A D
A D A D

Verse 3
The OstArich Ran OutD Back And Cut The APhone Linеs  D​
SAo No One Called AnDimal ContArol          D​
AI Went Back InDside Wrote An EmAail To Our LanDdlord
And Said I'd FAix That EGiant HF#mole
ABut ThatE You'veF#m Gotta Go

Pre-Chorus
D"And If You're So Mad
EIf You're So MadD, If You're So Mad
EIf You're So MadD, If You're So Mad
EWhat Are You GonAna Do About It?"

Chorus
Our Ostrich FrieF#m7nd Came BBmack ThatD AfternoEon
With Fifteen AngF#m7ry KangarBmoos     D        E​
They Smashed OurF#m7 Garage ABmnd They DDrank OuEr Booze
Screaming "FuckF#m7 You! FucBmk You!"

Outro
D    One Week LEater
We Saw AF#m7 Car On FBmire OutsDide     E​
In The MF#m7iddle Of BmThe NighDt       E​
And We HF#m7eld Each BmOther TiDght
And Heard The OsEtrich Laughing
F#m7"Look Who's FrieBmnds Now
DAllied CEowards
F#m7Scared Of A FiBmre
DYou MighEt As Well Have Started YF#m7ourselves
Fuck Your PBmlanes
Fuck Your GDyms
Fuck Your GEuilt
Fuck Your F#m7Sins
Fuck Your RetBmicence To FDight
That's Fucking ImpEolite
The ThF#m7ings You Build Are UsBmeless
And The ThDings You Burn Are GEood
You F#m7Put Your Faith In CoBmncrete
When The WoDrld Is Made Of WEood
I Know I SF#m7hould    Bm​
But I ChDoose Not To DesEtroy You
I Can F#m7See That's What You WBmant
And My ForgDiveness Will AEnnoy You
So I FoF#m7rgive You! FuckBm You! FuDck You! E​
I ForgiF#m7ve You! Fuck YoBmu! Fuck DYou!    E​
I ForgiF#m7ve You! Fuck YoBmu! Fuck DYou!    E​
I ForgiF#m7ve You! Fuck YoBmu!"     D​
And Then The OEstrich Flew Away    D​

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Also available in: C (Original) E G A

FAQ

What are the chords for Ostrich Toss?

The chords for Ostrich Toss are: D, A, E, F#m, F#m7, Bm

What is the original key of Ostrich Toss?

The original key is C.

What is the difficulty of playing Ostrich Toss?

The difficulty level is Intermediate.

Can I play Ostrich Toss in another key?

Yes. You can transpose the song to any key using the transpose feature.

Can Ostrich Toss be played on an acoustic guitar?

Yes. The chords work for both acoustic and electric guitar.

Can I play Ostrich Toss on ukulele?

Chord Ostrich Toss can be played on guitar or ukulele using their respective chord shapes.

How many chords are used in Ostrich Toss?

Ostrich Toss uses 6 chords: D, A, E, F#m, F#m7, Bm

What is the easiest way to play Ostrich Toss?

You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.

What decade was Ostrich Toss released in?

Ostrich Toss was released in the 2010s. See more 2010s songs here

Are there easier chord versions for Ostrich Toss?

Yes. Tap the Simplify button to switch Ostrich Toss to beginner-friendly chords - it drops advanced extensions like maj7, m7, and 9ths without changing the song's key or progression.

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