Bryan Andrews Lyrics "If Heaven's A Country Club" Verse 1 EIf Heaven's A Country Club Somewhere Way Up In The ClAouds Where OlBd Men In Polos Complain That The Music's Too LoEud WherAe Weirdos And Freaks And People With Kinks Ain't AllEowed IBf I Know Jesus I Think Even He Would Sneak OEut E7 Chorus If BeAhind Heaven's Gate Is The World's Lamest Rave Where They're AlEl Dressed Beige Cause They Kicked Out The Gays And There's NBo Margaritas Or Decent Tequila It's AlEl Southern Belle And NoE7 Senorita If HeAaven's Fried Chicken Without Any Spices God SouEnds Like A Douche And I Don't Think I'd Like Em I CaBn't Pay The Dues And Neither Can You But Oh WelB7l If HAeaven's A Country Club I BGuess I'll See You In HelEl Verse 2 EIf You Want Heaven To Hit Like A Party Stop Clutching Your PeAarls And TBhrowing Shit Fits When A Boy Paints His Nails Like A GiErl Stop PicAking And Choosing The Verses To Use When It MaEtches The Views Of That Dweeb On Fox News Make HeBaven A Rager Start Loving Your Neighbor No ECover No List And No God Damn DisclaE7imer Chorus If BeAhind Heaven's Gate Is The World's Lamest Rave Where They're AlEl Dressed Beige Cause They Kicked Out The Gays And There's NBo Margaritas Or Decent Tequila It's AlEl Southern Belle And NoE7 Senorita If HeAaven's Fried Chicken Without Any Spices God SouEnds Like A Douche And I Don't Think I'd Like Em I CaBn't Pay The Dues And Neither Can You But Oh WelB7l If HAeaven's A Country Club I BGuess I'll See You In HelEl Chorus BehinAd Heaven's Gate Is The World's Lamest Rave Where They're AlEl Dressed Beige Cause They Kicked Out The Gays And There's NBo Margaritas Or Decent Tequila It's AlEl Southern Belle And NoE7 Senorita If HeAaven's Fried Chicken Without Any Spices God SouEnds Like A Douche And I Don't Think I'd Like Em I CaBn't Pay The Dues And Neither Can You But Oh WelB7l If HAeaven's A Country Club I'Bll See You In HeEll
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What are the chords for If Heavens A Country Cub?
The chords for If Heavens A Country Cub are: E, A, B, E7, B7
What is the original key of If Heavens A Country Cub?
The original key is G.
What is the difficulty of playing If Heavens A Country Cub?
The difficulty level is Beginner.
Can I play If Heavens A Country Cub in another key?
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Can If Heavens A Country Cub be played on an acoustic guitar?
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Can I play If Heavens A Country Cub on ukulele?
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How many chords are used in If Heavens A Country Cub?
If Heavens A Country Cub uses 5 chords: E, A, B, E7, B7
What is the easiest way to play If Heavens A Country Cub?
You can use the transpose feature to change the key to one that better matches your vocal range or uses easier chord shapes.
What decade was If Heavens A Country Cub released in?
If Heavens A Country Cub was released in the 2020s. See more 2020s songs here
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