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Intro
When I Sit At Home Comtemplating All The Things That I've Been Hating
And Realize One Of Them Is You
I Don't Know Why I'm So Angry, Accept The Fact You Left Me Hanging
And Didn't Do What You Said You Would Do
Verse 1
'Cause You're That Guy Who's Always Saying, "Let's Get Together, And I'm Paying."
But You Never Actually Show
'Cause You're That Guy With A Pickup Truck, Who Said He'll Help Me With My Stuff
But When The Day Comes You Say, "No."
Chorus
And I Wonder Why I Don't Have Any Friends At All
Because I Can't Trust Anybody Else And That's All Your Fault
'Cause You're That Guy!
Verse 2
You Said, "Let's Start A Band." So I Loaded Up My Van
Then You Went Out Of Town
Turns Out My Van Was Broken And All My Stuff Got Stolen
All Because You Were Not Around
'Cause You're That Guy Who's Gotta Go Shoppping Before The Show
Leave Me To Set Up All The Amps
'Cause You're That Guy With A Foot Out The Door Who Thinks I'm Such A Bore
At Least I Still Have My Lamps
Chorus
And I Wonder Why I Don't Have Any Friends At All
Because I Can't Trust Anybody Else And That's All Your Fault
'Cause You're That Guy!
Solo
Chorus
And I Wonder How You Have Any Friends At All
No One Can't Trust A Single Thing Your Say And That's All Your Fault
'Cause You're That Guy!
Outro
Who Stole My Cat
That Guy Who Called Me Fat
That Guy I Don't Need At All
'Cause You're That Guy Who's All Alone
That Guy With No Cell Phone
That Guy Who's Boud To Take A Fall, Bound To Take A Fall, Bound To Take A Fall
'Cause You're That Guy
