Intro
Verse
Well We Don't Like Money
We Don't Like Fancy Drugs
Cause Your Nose Gets Bloody
When You Beat Too Many Thugs
Verse
Here And Now's One Thing
Is Simple, But It's True
For A Dollar Fifty
You Can Have Some Too
Interlude
Chorus
We Like, We Like Beer
Verse
We Drink Beer In Hearses
We Drink It On The Road
Well Last Night In The Motels
It Likely Will Explode
Verse
Well Bernard Got Loaded
And Threw Up On My Leg
Yeah, But It Was Expected
He Bought Us A New Keg, Uhhh
Interlude
Chorus
We Like, Oh We Like Beer
Break
Verse
At Island Records
He Got Diarrhea For Real
And We Blew Our Lunches
And With It A Record Deal
Well If They Don't Like It
They Can Sign Another Band
All We Want's That Cold Glass In Our Hands
The World Would Be A Better Place
If We All Went Home And Drank A Case Of Beer
Outro
We Like Beer
We Love Beer
We Need Beer
We Have Beer, Oh Yeah!