Type: Single
Date: 2004
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How To Get Money
Intro
Heh Heh Heh...
Believe It Or Not, There Are Some People Out There Who Still Don't Use Guns!
Now, They're Struggling, They Could Use Some New Shoes, The Rent's Due, But They
Still Don't Shoot 'Em! (Heh Heh Heh...)
Cutting Corners, Counting Coupons,
But Here's The Practical Solutions
For Y'all To Get Your Extra Loot From
(Bang, Baby, Bang)
Chorus
This Is How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Tell Me How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Verse 1
Some People Got A Heart Of Gold, You Don't Get $*&@ When You Pawn That Though;
Stocks Drop, Economic Slopes
Put Me On The Road In Amish Clothes, I'll Sell Ceramic Bowls And Artichokes
Panhandlin' In An Army Coat, Doing Astrological Readings At The Carnival (Money)
Tell Models I'm From Cosmo, Air Guitar To Rock 'N Roll
Selling Guys On Harley's Fake Rocks To Smoke (Money, Na, Nananananana)
And The Fake Parking Spot In The No Parking Zone (Heh Heh Heh...)
Man... (Money)
I Got Fake Passes To Games That Ain't Happening
Take Napkins, Salt Shakers, Placemats When I Leave A Place I Never Ate At, Man
Need A Ride? Throw On The Valet Jack And Then Take A Spin
You Get A Good Enough Tip, Maybe Drop It Off On Your Way Back In
Got Some Girl On The Radio Singing "Who'll Save My Soul" (Money)
I Don't Know, But I Can Save Some Dough Taking The Occasional
Toilet Paper Roll From Every Place I Go (Bang, Baby, Bang)
Chorus
This Is How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Tell Me How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Tell Me How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Verse 2
Well I've Been Robbed A Few Times, So I Can Give You Some Pointers
We Ain't Talking About Stealing Change From Your Grandma's Coin Purse
Get The Toy First From The Truck Before It Hits The Toy Stores
N.c.
Make The Deals, Cut Out The Employer
You Wanna Poison My Drink? You Have To Buy Me Two
Plus Some Poisoned Slice Of Pizza And Some Poisoned Chinese Food
Need A Credit Card? We Hit The I.c.u.
Find A Few Who Besides Their Short, Dying In The '92
The I.d. Might Be You, And If That Don't Work, Sell The I.v. Fluid (Money) (Heh Heh Heh...)
Now, Old Apartment Basements Got Copper Piping
Use The Proper Lighting, Or All You Get Is Cops And Sirens When You Smash The Water Lines In (Money)
Need A Sugar Momma To Support You? Hang Around Courtrooms, Divorce Support Groups
Outside The Reportorial Sport Coop With The Convertible Roof
(Bang, Baby, Bang)
Chorus
This Is How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Tell Me How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Tell Me How To Get Money And Not Have To Shoot Somebody
Verse 3
You've Been Working A Lot? Get Hurt On The Job
Girls, Wear A Skirt, Tie Your Shirt In A Knot
Flirt With Your Boss, Far Off From Burning Your Bras
You Got Value, Now You Work With What You Got (Money)
Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh...
Yes, Tune In Later For Debates On Escaping From Cop Cars
Equations On Chalk Boards For Fakin' Out Doctors And Making Your Heart Stop (Heh Heh Heh...)
Until Then, You Can Catch Us Out On The Golf Course
Drunk, Racing The Golf Carts
Heh Heh Heh Heh... (Money) Yeah!
(Bang, Baby, Bang)
Outro
N.c.
Heh Heh Heh... Heheheh Heh Heh... Heh Heh Heh...
