Chorus
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Now Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks Dumb
Verse 1
Bounce Off The Trampoline And Aim For The Pool
Bounce Off The Trampoline And Aim For The Pool
Bounce Off The Trampoline And Aim For The Pool
You Missed The Fucking Pool, Now You Look Like A Jackass
Chorus
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Now Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks Dumb
Verse 2
Jump Off The Roof To The Trampoline
Jump Off The Roof To The Trampoline
Jump Off The Roof To The Trampoline
Fall Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Chorus
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Now Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks Dumb
Verse 3
Try To Do A Flip And Land On Your Face
Try To Do A Flip And Land On Your Face
Try To Do A Flip And Land On Your Face
You Can't Do A Flip Because You're Stupid As Shit
Chorus
So Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Jump Off The Trampoline And Land On Your Neck
Now Your Neck Is Broken, And Your Head Looks Dumb
