Verse 1
I’d Rather Solve Quadratic Equations
Than Shoot Little Birds With My Gun.
I’d Rather Upholster A Sofa
Than Slaughter A Rabbit For Fun.
I’d Rather Recycle Some Garbage
Than Join In The Hunt For A Fox.
I’d Rather Read Milton’s Paradise Lost
Than Keep Something Caged In A Box.
Chorus
Animals Rule,
Reptiles Are Cool,
And I Love Birds Of A Feather.
Respect Mother Nature
Or Everyone’ll Hate Ya
So Never Eat Meat Or Wear Leather!
Verse 2
I’d Rather Drink Cold Muddy Water
Than Cut Off An Animal’s Tail.
I’d Rather Jump Into The Harbour
Than Stick A Harpoon In A Whale.
I’d Rather Spend Time With My Mother-In-Law
Than Return To The Murderers We Were.
I’d Rather Wear Newspaper Trousers
Than Dress Up In Animal Fur.
Chorus
Animals Rule,
Reptiles Are Cool,
And I Love Birds Of A Feather.
Respect Mother Nature
Or Everyone’ll Hate Ya
So Never Eat Meat Or Wear Leather!
Verse 3
I’d Rather Have All My Limbs Fractured
Than Cut Off The Fins Of A Shark.
I Wish I Could Save All God’s Creatures
Like Noah Once Did With His Ark.
I Won’t Kill An Elephant For Ivory.
I’d Rather Paint Frescoes On Ceilings.
I’d Rather Get Crushed By The Wheels Of A Bus
Than Hurt Any Animal’s Feelings.
Chorus
Animals Rule,
Reptiles Are Cool,
And I Love Birds Of A Feather.
Respect Mother Nature
Or Everyone’ll Hate Ya
So Never Eat Meat Or Wear Leather!
