Ostrich Toss By Emperor X
Threw Me Off Playing To The Song As I Don't Think It Was Recorded At A = 440Hz, So This Is The Closest Thing!
Watch Out That The Lengths Of Some The Pre-Chorus And Verse Ends Change In Parts.
Intro
Verse 1
I Research Wildlife In Alaska
You Drill On Oil Rigs In The Bay
I Called You Complicit In The Destruction Of The World
And You Had Nothing Else To Say
Pre-Chorus
Except "If You're So Mad
If You're So Mad, If You're So Mad
What Are You Gonna Do About It?"
Verse 2
Well I Stole The Fuses From Your Nissan
And It Made You Late For Work
But You Quickly Found New Fuses
And Drove Away, And Took A Loan Out
And Bought A Chainsaw, And Cut A Hole Out
Of My Hardwood Bedroom Floor
To Try To Even Up The Score
Pre-Chorus
"And If You're So Mad
If You're So Mad, If You're So Mad
If You're So Mad, If You're So Mad
What Are You Gonna Do About It?"
Chorus
Well I Stole An Ostrich From The Zoo
And I Took Him Home To You
But You Threw Him Off The Roof
Scrеaming
"Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You! Fuck You!"
Break
Verse 3
The Ostrich Ran Out Back And Cut The Phone Linеs
So No One Called Animal Control
I Went Back Inside Wrote An Email To Our Landlord
And Said I'd Fix That Giant Hole
But That You've Gotta Go
Pre-Chorus
"And If You're So Mad
If You're So Mad, If You're So Mad
If You're So Mad, If You're So Mad
What Are You Gonna Do About It?"
Chorus
Our Ostrich Friend Came Back That Afternoon
With Fifteen Angry Kangaroos
They Smashed Our Garage And They Drank Our Booze
Screaming "Fuck You! Fuck You!"
Outro
One Week Later
We Saw A Car On Fire Outside
In The Middle Of The Night
And We Held Each Other Tight
And Heard The Ostrich Laughing
"Look Who's Friends Now
Allied Cowards
Scared Of A Fire
You Might As Well Have Started Yourselves
Fuck Your Planes
Fuck Your Gyms
Fuck Your Guilt
Fuck Your Sins
Fuck Your Reticence To Fight
That's Fucking Impolite
The Things You Build Are Useless
And The Things You Burn Are Good
You Put Your Faith In Concrete
When The World Is Made Of Wood
I Know I Should
But I Choose Not To Destroy You
I Can See That's What You Want
And My Forgiveness Will Annoy You
So I Forgive You! Fuck You! Fuck You!
I Forgive You! Fuck You! Fuck You!
I Forgive You! Fuck You! Fuck You!
I Forgive You! Fuck You!"
And Then The Ostrich Flew Away
