Chorus
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven
You Can Bet That's Where I'd Be
There's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking Ids
I'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A Drink
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For Me
Verse 1
Where The Barmaids All Have Halos And You Can Always Hear The Sound
Of Three Quarter Time Or Four On The Floor And They Never Shut Her Down
No Headaches Or Hang Overs And If You Drink Too Much To Drive
There Ain't No Need To Call A Cab, Just Put On Your Wings And Fly
Chorus
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven
You Can Bet That's Where I'd Be
There's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking Ids
I'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A Drink
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For Me
Verse 2
Waylon's Smoking A Cigarette, Watching Haggard Shoot Some Pool
Burns Drinking A Beer With Paycheck And Johnny's Loving Up On June
Hank Kicks Off The House Band With A Little "I Saw The Light"
And I'm Paying My Dues To Get There With Every Note I Play Tonight
Chorus
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven
You Can Bet That's Where I'd Be
There's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking Ids
I'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A Drink
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For Me
Instrumental Break
Out-Chorus
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven
You Can Bet That's Where I'd Be
There's Neon Lights At The Pearly Gates And Saint Peter Is Checking Ids
I'd Put A Quarter In The Jukebox, Buy Old George A Drink
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For Me
If There's A Honky-Tonk In Heaven Just Save A Seat For Me
