Intro
Verse 1
Well I'm Gonna Write A Book
All About How Much I Love You
And How Much I Despise All Of The Stupid Shit You Do
Stupid Shit You Do
Verse 2
I Wanna Tell You Just What I Feel
I'm Gonna Tell You Just What I Think
I'm Gonna Open Up My Heart And Then I'll Pour It Down The Sink, Oh
Just Because I Can
Verse 3
Yeah, And When We're A Little Older
Oh, And We Won't Have Much To Say
You'll Run Off And Get Married, Lord, And I'll Just Fade Away
Just Fade Away
Verse 4
Yeah, And Your Husband, He'll Be Mean
Oh, Cuz He's A Big Rich Lawyer Man
He Wears A Suit And Tie And He's Got Weak Feminine Hands, Oh
From All The Paperwork
Verse 5
Yeah, And I'll Gеt Sick Of My Hometown
Yeah, And Tryin' To Right My Wrongs
Catch A Greyhound Down To Tеxas Where I Know That I Belong
Oh, They're Just Like Me There
Verse 6
Yeah, Or I Might Set Out For Bristol
Just Fifty Miles Down The Road
Catch A One-Room Down On State Street, Know A Place I Can Call Home
Oh, God Knows I Need A Home
Break
Verse 7
Yeah, And Life's Like A Box Of Chocolates
Oh, Cuz It Always Makes Me Sick
Seems Like I'm The One Who Gets The Shit End Of The Stick
Most Of The Time
Verse 8
Yeah, So I'll Just Write You A Rain Check
Yeah, 'Til You Figure Yourself Out
Come Back When You Know Beyond A Shadow Of A Doubt
You're Not The Same, Oh, No
