Your New Boyfriend

Intro : D D7 Bm Gm

DLife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When F#I Was A Kid On Voip
I BmThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd GMarry Her.. IGm Told Her

But DNow I'm 26, Work In An Office
F#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
Bm  If I Could Change A SingleG Thing
I'd Make It GmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But GHe's In Your Bed,
GmI'm In Your Twitch CDhat
GI've Got The Key
And GmHe's Just A DoormatD​
And GEven Though He's GotGm Social Skills
That DDoesn't Mean I Can'tD7 Pay The Bills
GAnyway, Make TheGm Most Of Him,
Cause DShe Moves On
Pretty F#Bloody Quick, OGoh.Gm.
EmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : D F# Bm G Gm
       D F# Bm G Gm

Yeah, DI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The F#One That Took You Away From Me
Bm  You Hit It Off Instantly
I GKnow, Cause You Won't StopGm Telling Me
I've DSeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
F#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've BmThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
G (I'm Not Gay ThoughGm)  D​

Cause DShe's Living The Dream.F#.
Oh, BmShe's Living The Dream..
From GBack When We WereGm Seventeen
DShe's Living The Dream.F#.
Oh, BmShe's Living The Dream
From GBack When We WereGm Seventeen

DHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When DI'm One Click Away From Insane
Bm  I Just Think That I Deserve
A GLittle Bit OfGm What I Earned
I'm DNot Gonna Make Another Scene
F#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm BmNot
Allowed In Disney World G  Gm   G​

(Chorus)
But GHe's In Your Bed,
GmI'm In Your Twitch CDhat
GI've Got The Key
And GmHe's Just A DoormatD​
And GEven Though He's GotGm Social Skills
That DDoesn't Mean I Can'tD7 Pay The Bills
GAnyway, Make TheGm Most Of Him,
Cause DShe Moves On
Pretty F#Bloody Quick, OGoh.Gm.
EmYour New Boyfriend's AnEm Arseh0Le

Int. : D F# Bm G Gm

I DThink About You EverF#yday..
So BmHow On Earth Can I GBe SaveGmd..
I DThink About Him A Lot F#As Well
BmMaybe If He Wasn't Fine GAs HelGml..
Cause You're DBeauty.. And You'reF# Grace
Your BmTelephone Calls
Are GMy FavoriteGm Place
D  I Want You ToF# Notice Me
Bm  With No RestrainingG OrdeGmr Please
(Jason DeruDlo!)
I Want You To F#Care..
Bm  I Want To Smell YGour HaiGmr..D​

Intro : A A7 F#m Dm

ALife Isn't Quite What I Thought It'd Be
When C#I Was A Kid On Voip
I F#mThought When I'd Get Older,
I'd DMarry Her.. IDm Told Her

But ANow I'm 26, Work In An Office
C#9 'Til 5, Not The Best, I'll Be Honest
F#m  If I Could Change A Single DThing
I'd Make It DmMe And Not Him..

(Chorus)
But DHe's In Your Bed,
DmI'm In Your Twitch CAhat
DI've Got The Key
And DmHe's Just A DoormatA​
And DEven Though He's GotDm Social Skills
That ADoesn't Mean I Can'tA7 Pay The Bills
DAnyway, Make TheDm Most Of Him,
Cause AShe Moves On
Pretty C#Bloody Quick, ODoh.Dm.
BmYour New Boyfriend's An Arseh0Le (Wo !)

Int. : A C# F#m D Dm
       A C# F#m D Dm

Yeah, AI've Met Jared
(Of Course I've Met Jared)
The C#One That Took You Away From Me
F#m  You Hit It Off Instantly
I DKnow, Cause You Won't StopDm Telling Me
I've ASeen His Jawline, 
Shoulders And Muscles
C#Push Against His Fashion Sense
I've F#mThought About
What He Looks Like Nude
D (I'm Not Gay ThoughDm)  A​

Cause AShe's Living The Dream.C#.
Oh, F#mShe's Living The Dream..
From DBack When We WereDm Seventeen
AShe's Living The Dream.C#.
Oh, F#mShe's Living The Dream
From DBack When We WereDm Seventeen

AHow On Earth Can I Be Saved?
When AI'm One Click Away From Insane
F#m  I Just Think That I Deserve
A DLittle Bit OfDm What I Earned
I'm ANot Gonna Make Another Scene
C#The One I Made When I Was 23
Means I'm F#mNot
Allowed In Disney World D  Dm   D​

(Chorus)
But DHe's In Your Bed,
DmI'm In Your Twitch CAhat
DI've Got The Key
And DmHe's Just A DoormatA​
And DEven Though He's GotDm Social Skills
That ADoesn't Mean I Can'tA7 Pay The Bills
DAnyway, Make TheDm Most Of Him,
Cause AShe Moves On
Pretty C#Bloody Quick, ODoh.Dm.
BmYour New Boyfriend's AnBm Arseh0Le

Int. : A C# F#m D Dm

I AThink About You EverC#yday..
So F#mHow On Earth Can I BDe SavedDm..
I AThink About Him A Lot C#As Well
F#mMaybe If He Wasn't Fine ADs HellDm..
Cause You're ABeauty.. And You'reC# Grace
Your F#mTelephone Calls
Are DMy FavoriteDm Place
A  I Want You ToC# Notice Me
F#m  With No Restraining DOrderDm Please
(Jason DeruAlo!)
I Want You To C#Care..
F#m  I Want To Smell YoDur HairDm.. A​