Dan The Man

Verse 1
GI Got An Old Buddy Called Dan, The Man, Spent CTime In Iraq And Time In Japan
He’s DMean As Sin And Tough As Hell, If GHe’s Hungry He’d Eat Up The Liberty Bell
GI’ll Tell You Friends, It’s Hard To Be Good. It’s AC Feeling Too Easily Misunderstood
But DHere’s Something Special ‘Bout Dan, The Man. He’s A GBad Mother-Sucker With A Gun In His Hands

Verse 2
GWell, Jack Links Ain’t The Ones He Likes, Got His CBoots Tied Tight And He’s Ready For A Fight
DSlaughters Just Laughter With An “S”, And I Heard GDavid Bowie Asks Dan How To Dress
GCuts Down Trees In A Single Swing. Could CUse A Tractor Tire For A Wedding Ring
DSmile Could Make A La Gal Swoon. Heard He DGanced With The Devil And Still Picked The Tune

Chorus
GOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
CDan, Dan, We Know You Can
DDans Always Got The Plan
GI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 3
GWell, He Yelled In Venice When He Stubbed His Toe, Which CAvalanched Salzburg With The Snow
And The DCops Called From The City Of Sin To Thank GDan For, Ya Know, For Not Yelling At Them
Once Loved A Rattlesnake For 13 Hours, ThenC Drove The Pacific In His Rusted Old Car
And DThey Named Him King When He Rolled In The Sand Of GBeautiful, Tropical, East Thailand

Chorus
GOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
CDan, Dan, We Know You Can
DDans Always Got The Plan
GI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 4
GWell, He Took Highway 25 Through Albuquerque CJust To Steal Some Poor Crackheads Jerky
DStopped In Mississippi Along The Way To WaDtch A Couple Of Grasshoppers Fiddlin' Away
GFolded A Paper Airplane, Flew To Ohio, Where CHe And A Tattooed Cutie Got A Little Wild
DBut She Nearly Drowned Him In A Fountain For GPointing Out The Obvious Lack Of Mountains

Chorus
GOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
CDan, Dan, We Know You Can
DDans Always Got The Plan
GI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Verse 5
GWell, One Time He Even Swam To The Moon With The CBackstroke Only So He Didn’t Land Too Soon
DBrushes His Teeth With Porcupine Quills And GHas Gator Tongues For His Window Sills
GDrinks Nitric Acid Straight From The Tap, Once CDrove Through Nepal With Kate Upton On His Lap
DStopped For Lunch In Alcapoco, And AGsked The Waitress ‘Cómo Llego Idaho”

Chorus
GOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
CDan, Dan, We Know You Can
DDans Always Got The Plan
GI Bet Ya Wish You Knew Ol’ Dan, The Man

Tag
GOh, Dan, Dan, Dan, The Man
CDan, Dan, We Know You Can
DDans Always Got The Plan
GI’m Glad That I Know Dan, The Man