Texas Hold 'Em

Capo ♪ fret 2

Intro : C..C..

Reff :
 This Ain't CTexas (Woo), Ain't No Hold 'Em (Hey)
 So Lay Your Cards Down, Down, Down, Down..
 So Park Your FLexus (Woo)
 And Throw Your Keys Up.. (Hey)
 Stick ACround, 'Round, 'Round, 'Round, 'Round..
 (Stick Around)

And I'll Be GDamned If I Can't Slow Dance With You
Come FPour Some Sugar On Me, Honey Too
It's A CReal Life Boogie And A Real Life Hoedown
Don't Be A Bitch, Come Take It To The Floor Now
(Woo, Ha, Woo)

There's A TorCnado.. (There's A Tornado)
In My City.. (In My City)
In The Basement.. (In The Basement)
That Shit Ain't Pretty.. (Shit Ain't Pretty)
Rugged FWhiskey.. (Rugged Whiskey)
Cause We Survivin'.. (Cause We Survivin')
Off Red Cup CKisses, Sweet Redemption,
Passin' Time, Yeah..

AmHuuC Huuuh.F. One Step To The Right..
We CHeadin' To The Dive Bar
We Always Thought Was Nice..
AmHuuC Huuuh.F. Run Me To The Left..
Then CSpin Me In The Middle, Boy..
I Can't Read Your Mind..

Reff :
 This Ain't CTexas (Woo), Ain't No Hold 'Em (Hey)
 So Lay Your Cards Down, Down, Down, Down..
 So Park Your FLexus (Woo)
 And Throw Your Keys Up.. (Hey)
 Stick ACround, 'Round, 'Round, 'Round, 'Round..
 (Stick Around)

And I'll Be GDamned If I Can't Slow Dance With You
Come FPour Some Sugar On Me, Honey Too
It's A CReal Life Boogie And A Real Life Hoedown
Don't Be A Bitch, Come Take It To The Floor Now
(Woo)

And I'll Be GDamned If I Can't Slow Dance With You
Come FPour Some Sugar On Me, Honey Too
It's A CReal Life Boogie And A Real Life Hoedown
Don't Be A Bitch, Come Take It To The Floor Now
(Woo)

     C (Woo-Hoo, Woo-Hoo)
     F(Woo-HoCo)

There's A CHeatwave.. (There's A Heatwave)
Coming At Us.. (Coming At Us)
Too Hot To Think Straight..
(Too Hot To Think Straight)
Too Cold To Panic.. (Too Cold To Panic)
All Of The FProblems.. Just Feel Dramatic..
(Just Feel Dramatic)
And Now We're CRunnin' To The First Bar
That We Find, Yeah

AmHuuC Huuuh.F. One Step To The Right..
We CHeadin' To The Dive Bar
We Always Thought Was Nice..
AmHuuC Huuuh.F. You Run To The Left
Just CWith Me In The Middle Boy..
I Can't Read Your Mind..

Reff :
 This Ain't CTexas.. (Woo) Ain't No Hold 'Em (Hey)
 So Lay Your Cards Down, Down, Down, Down.. (Oh)
 So Park Your FLexus (Hey)
 And Throw Your Keys Up.. (Hey)
 Stick ACround, 'Round, 'Round, 'Round, 'Round..
 (Stick Around)

And I'll Be GDamned If I Cannot Dance With You
Come FPour Some Sugar On Me, Honey Too
It's A CReal Life Boogie And A Real Life Hoedown
Don't Be A Bitch, Come Take It To The Floor Now
(Woo)

And I'll Be GDamned If I Cannot Dance With You
Come FPour Some Sugar On Me, Honey Too
It's A CReal Life Boogie And A Real Life Hoedown
Don't Be A—, Come Take It To The Floor Now, AmUh

Dm Take It To The Floor Now,Am Uh
Hoops, DmSpurs.. Boots
To The Floor Now, AmUh
Tuck, DmBack, Oops (Uh, Uh, Uh)
Am   DmShoot

Come Take It To The Floor Now, AmUh..
And I'll Be DmDamned If I Cannot Dance WithAm You..
Baby, DmPour That Sugar And Liquor On MeAm Too..
Furs.. DmSpurs.. Boots
Am Solargenic,C Photogenic, Shoot